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October 27, 2006

I Paid To Vote

By HARRY COVERT

One of the most exciting days of the year for me has always been Election Day.  This day not only has been the climax of political campaigning and campaigners but back in my young days it was somewhat of a social event, really a fun day.

On the day I reached 21 years of age, I proudly and innocently marched down to the city’s voter registration office.  There in the courthouse Mrs. Inez Ashe, Hampton’s Registrar, had a few questions for me.  Was I a property owner?  Had I paid my taxes? How long had I lived in the city?  I also produced a copy of my birth certificate and even my draft card, which I still have, all brown with age and showing 1-A.  I never burned it and was never called up. 

At the moment Mrs. Ashe’s questioning seemed akin to being interrogated by the city police.  All I wanted to do was vote.  I did what I was told and signed the form. I was excited and ready for the next election, which would have been the spring primaries.  Then Mrs. Ashe said, “You gotta pay the poll tax.”  No one had alerted me about more taxes.  But a tax to vote?  I put up a small argument but Mrs. Ashe didn’t crack a smile.  Firmly as a prison matron, she said, “if you want to vote you have to pay the $1.50 poll tax.”  I had a dollar bill and at least 50 cents in assorted change.  I just made it.

In today’s world I chuckle when I hear about people who have trouble pulling the right lever or punching out the right holes.  In my early days you just marked the ballot with a pencil, paid the poll tax and kept the receipt just in case you were challenged.  You couldn’t pay the tax the day before the election or the day of the voting. 

In the Commonwealth of Virginia, several things were important in elections.  It was advantageous to be a Democrat.  It was smart to be a supporter of Winchester’s Harry Flood Byrd, Senior, and also the local members of the Byrd Machine. Whatever office you wanted to run for you had to have the Byrd blessing.  Of course, you had to be a public Democrat, too.  Another caveat was you had to pay the poll tax, thanks also to the Byrd Machine.  And there was such an organization.

Now a $1.50 was quite a high fee for a lot of people back in the Fifties and Sixties.  I was such an innocent it was only then I realized the reason for the poll tax:  to keep “some” people from voting.  No one wanted to admit it but those “some” people were primarily the black families and poor whites all over the Commonwealth and throughout the south.

I started working the polls.  In those days the Commonwealth allowed everybody to get a driver’s license at age 15 if you could pass the written, the driving and then the parking test.  There was intimidation for a 15-year-old and that was with the uniformed and armed Division of Motor Vehicles agents, dressed similar to the State Police.  You had to drive around the block, give hand signals out of the window and then park between two imaginary cars without bumping the curb.  I passed the test in January. 

In the spring, there came the primary elections.  A “machine” friend offered me an Election Day job.  I couldn’t vote, but I could drive people to the polls.  I loved it.  The pay was five bucks and a lot of tips.  We managed to get many people safely to the voting booths and no one complained. 

Precincts were fun to be around.  We’d pick up the voters, drive to the proper voting place and wait.  While we were waiting we could enjoy all kinds of homemade cakes and pies and sandwiches.   I liked the chocolate meringue pies and political talk.

Sometimes, we had to make late rides because it was getting near to closing time and the candidate or candidates needed an extra bit of help.

I didn’t know the difference between the parties in those days.  There weren’t any because there was just one, Byrd Democrats.  In those days we pretty well knew who was going to win on all levels. You couldn’t even be a local precinct leader of the local Democratic executive committee unless you had permission and the approval of Senator Byrd’s team.

Of course, now we voters and workers are a bit more sophisticated, some even superannuated.  We have real voting rules, mainly no $1.50 poll tax and 18 year olds can vote.  Times have changed.  Fifteen-year-olds can’t have a full-fledged driver’s license.

This year, we don’t know who’s going to win the elections before hand.  Even the so-called experts really can’t honestly predict.  And I’m not either.


September 28, 2006
The Art of Bounty Hunting

By HARRY COVERT

Bounty hunting is alive and well in Alexandria, Virginia.  And there’s plenty of business to go around. I bring this up because of all the hoopla from Dog the Bounty Hunter’s derring-do, which has gained much acclaim from his popular television show.

Duane Chapman is an entertaining character who wears blond hair extenders, pointy-toed black cowboy boots and black jeans and shirt.  He always gets his culprits.  Of late, though, the Mexican authorities have decided they didn’t appreciate Dog’s help finding a dangerous three-time rapist they couldn’t locate.  In a reciprocal deal, U. S. marshals grabbed Dog at his home in Hawaii.

I am not one who copied Duane’s attire.  But I wasn’t averse to using various means to find the bail jumpers either.

For a decade in my eclectic professional career I enjoyed the bail bond business.  It was interesting and could be fun.  I made a lot of friends.  Some still owe me money but can’t pay because they’re serving long jail terms.  On occasion I had to go hunting and I did. 

One particular weekend, I had to find an Alexandrian on whom I risked a $5,000 bond.  The court agreed to a brief extension or else I’d have to fork over the cash – every dollar. I didn’t want to do that.  I checked out every address, including his girlfriends’ apartments (he had numerous female companions) and other assorted places to no avail.  When I least expected it his mother called and said he would be on a Metro train stopping at Braddock Road in Alexandria.  He was coming to mama’s house for supper.  My good fortune.

So not to alarm other passengers and users of public transport, I donned a clerical collar with a sporty shirt and Panama hat.  A bicycle-riding Metro Transit policeman was taken aback when I introduced myself.  He was willing to help me though.  As we discussed technique, the 5:15 PM train arrived.  I looked up and there was my man, walking smartly down the steps.  He was all smiles with a pretty girl on his arm.  I walked up to him as though I was passing out a religious tract and slapped the handcuffs on him.  He didn’t know what to say.  I said, “Bless you, my son.” 

Sometimes bounty hunters can run into jurisdictional disputes that can be testy, similar to the one facing Dog the Bounty Hunter and the Mexican government.  The Alexandria General District Court had given me a document authorizing the arrest of a young man on another $5,000 criminal bond.  The catch was he lived in southeast Washington, D.C.  I headed across the 14th Street Bridge, visited the police precinct in southeast to present my credentials and court orders.  No professional courtesy I found.  I was warned by the police commander I’d be arrested for kidnapping if I picked up the defendant.  No way to that.  The district doesn’t allow bondsmen or bounty hunters to arrest its citizens.  I wouldn’t risk spending one second in the D. C. facility. 

I tracked down the bond-jumper though. He simply didn’t want to return across the Potomac River.  He may be getting a job he said.  I gave him a choice on the phone.  Would he prefer the D. C. jail or the Alexandria Jail?  Without hesitation, he agreed to meet me on a street corner and ride back to Virginia.  He didn’t want the D.C. jail either.

On another occasion, we chased a young mother through a heavily Latino area near Columbia Pike, finding her in a third floor apartment housing nine men, hiding in a 50-gallon trash bag.  None in the room could speak English nor would they point out where she was hiding.  We poked and prodded every closet and then the trash bag.  She attempted to jump out of the bag and the third floor window

It can be a dangerous business for some fugitive recovery agents around these parts.  Caution is always important even though sometimes it can be humorous situations.  A very good bondsman in Prince William County was caught off balance apprehending a dangerous guy known for fighting.  The bad guy grabbed the bondsman’s gun.  He grappled to avoid the handcuffs, tore off his pants, and then shot the bondsman in the leg. 

One Thursday afternoon a fellow riding his bicycle down King Street thought I was out looking for him.  He tried to run over me at the flagpole in front of the Alexandria Courthouse.  Two alert deputies jumped him.  I didn’t have any warrant for him but the sheriffs did. 

“Be Prepared” is a very good motto to remember.  A bondsman or bounty hunter can’t be too careful.  On a spring Sunday morning, I tracked an elusive bond jumper to a Whiting Street convenience store.  The 24-year-old decided not to come quietly with me, he wouldn’t cooperate when I tried to handcuff him and most certainly he wasn’t returning to jail.  I struggled with him for a moment.  He pulled away and then I drew my .38-cal. Smith & Wesson as I held on to his arm.  I threatened to shoot him dead on the spot.  Fortunately, an Alexandria police officer came to my aid.  The guy kept yelling that “the old guy” was threatening to shoot him.

“I know him,” said one of Alexandria’s finest.  “I believe he would have shot you, too.”

At that moment I realized youth was a thing of my past.  And, it was probably time I looked for another line of work or perhaps return to my computer keyboard.  There are a million stories out there and these are just a few in “the Naked City.”


September 14, 2006
A Reporter’s Life

By HARRY COVERT

The best beats for any reporter are police and courts, politics and sports.  You can cover the good, the bad and the good again.  When you age a bit you become a columnist and an expert on all things. 

Recently, we read of the Maryland high school football player convicted of major felonies but not jailed.  His punishment in part was to change high schools.  He was also named captain of the new football team.  Because he’s a good quarterback he’s playing regularly.  He escaped any jail time. 

I know of a Virginia boy, an all state caliber football end.  He was fleet of foot and could catch passes to the envy of most players.  He was headed to a major Atlantic Coast Conference university football program with a full academic scholarship and a pro football career well in his sights. 

He also had a side job.  After daily football practices and weekly Friday night games, our Virginia athlete began to break into homes and steal.  His little venture went undetected for almost a year.  At the same time he was courted by major college and university football teams, toasted at banquets and named to state all-star teams.  His parents were proud of his athletic prowess. 

So it happened.  A nosey neighbor got suspicious.  She wondered about this young 6-foot-6 lad who always seemed to be moving in.  She called the police.  After a few weeks of surveillance, the cops entered the apartment and found a cache of hundreds of thousands of dollars in stolen radio and television sets, stereos, rings, necklaces and bracelets.   The young athlete had learned the art of fencing stolen goods.  He was doing pretty well for himself dollar-wise. 

On one weekend, the athlete was named one of the state’s best players.  On Monday, still in high school, he was charged with 38 counts of burglary, breaking and entering, grand larceny and attempting to escape from police.  He was later convicted on most of these charges and sentenced to 20-plus years in the Virginia penitentiary.  No suspended time either.  He didn’t get a chance to play college football.  He shouldn’t have.  It was a good story. 

Now the continued story of Judy Miller.   She is the celebrated former reporter of The New York Times who spent 85 days last year in the Alexandria Jail.  She had refused to reveal her source in a story she didn’t write involving the outed CIA agent Valerie Plame.  In the end, Judy was forced to leave The Times earlier this year.  I admire her because she stood on journalistic ethics.  She earned the praise of some of her colleagues but many turned against her because of their own political agenda to smear the current presidential administration. 

The point here is simple: Judy Miller had professional character and went to jail on that principle.  We know now it wasn’t even necessary.  The special federal prosecutor was aware from the beginning who leaked the information.  No one in the media seems upset at the miscarriage of justice. Against Judy, Karl Rove, the President’s man, or I. Lewis Libby, the Veep’s man, who’s been indicted.  But that’s a tale for another day. 

I visited Judy several times in the Alexandria Jail.  She was always smiling wearing her green jail jumpsuit, in good spirits and did her jobs.  She first worked in the jail kitchen and then in the library.  She was a model prisoner and well-liked on the second floor, not far from the infamous Zacarias Moussaoui of terrorist fame in the 9/11 attack. 

Ms. Miller kept a daily journal of incarcerated life on Mill Road, Alexandria.  She found time to organize the jail’s library, itemizing every book by category and computerizing every book for use by inmates and staff.  She took time to organize the books by reading levels.  Through her efforts, The New York Times donated a computer, complete with program, and hundreds of books for the Alexandria Jail. 

It sure seems obvious that though she was shabbily treated by her Times’ colleagues and the special prosecutor, she stood perfectly straight on principle.   Refreshing.  Certainly she’s exonerated for any misconduct.  It is shameful that this Pulitzer Prize winning reporter was jailed.  I hope she gets a book out of the ordeal.  Maybe the special prosecutor will be forced to resign, this man of allegedly high moral character, who seems to have played fast and loose with the law and other people’s lives. 


September 5, 2006
Sticks and Stones

By HARRY COVERT

My first reaction to Virginia senator George Allen’s “macaca” quote was, and still is, so what?  I believe folks these days are a bit too jumpy.  They don’t laugh enough and they certainly lack a bit of self-confidence if and when someone speaks off the cuff or too curtly.  I always wonder how these people could ever officiate a sporting event or listen to the ugly remarks reserved especially for those in politics or in other forms of public service?

It seems like only yesterday when newspapers, and not only those in Virginia, always described minorities by race in news columns, particularly a black person.  It was usually “so-and-so, a Negro” was arrested, convicted, or scored a touchdown.  It took years for this practice to be dropped.  It was none too soon.

As a young reporter covering the murder trial of a detective’s son, I began to receive midnight telephone calls with heavy breathing or screaming words at what a rat and bum I was for reporting the facts in the case.  This continued for weeks and often scared the family.  Several times one of the sons would pick up the phone in the afternoon and hear that their father was related to a female dog and that “your daddy should be careful where he takes you to eat.”

Remember that childhood phrase, “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me?”  I agree that’s almost true.  People, no matter who they are, can indeed be rather cruel with words.  I say, though, many people purport to have been slurred and offended when in reality they haven’t.  I wonder if they’ve ever attended a sporting event.  They probably never have or at least never listened to the noise from the crowds on the sidelines or in the stands.

Hog wash, I say.  Be serious.  You’ll hear more insults and slurs at a high school, college, or recreation-league football-, basketball-, baseball- and/or soccer game or listening to sports radio stations.

Back in the mid-60s, that time so many politicians like to recall these days, when we were indeed in the midst of a social revolution and newspapers, radio and television stations were a bit tardy in taking leadership.

My paper at the time used descriptive phrases in naming minorities, no matter who they were.  Our news staffs disliked the practice but the publisher, along with others in the Old Dominion, refused to change the unnecessary callous and offensive style.

One day I began receiving letters from a young black activist addressed to “Harry Covert, a Caucasian.”  At first I thought it was just a joke and then maybe overkill on his part.  As I thought about it, I figured it was a good way to see the editorial practice ended.  Other reporters and publishers received similar missives and by the late 1960s no individual was identified by race, unless truly pertinent to the story.

Slips of the tongue can be disastrous to everyone.  But, I can’t abide those who pretend to be offended by public speech.  Personally, I’m sick of the locker room and bathroom talk emanating from broadcasting stations.  I’m a believer if you don’t like what’s on the radio or television, turn it off.  I do.

In no way do I condone slurs to anyone.  But let’s not get carried away with efforts to make more out of innocuous comments than they are worth.  I will agree, though, that Senator Allen may have his neck in a noose but only for a short while on this one.  I was almost offended recently when a guy called me a “white-haired old guy.”  I thought.  He’s right.  Then I noticed he was bald-headed.  I didn’t say a word.

Personally, I think Allen has apologized and “bled enough” on his little verbal misplay.  I don’t think it’s an issue that will amount too much from now to Election Day.  I do think there are too many squishy people wearing their “feelings” on their sleeves merely for political reasons.

I remember when opposing politicos some years back referred to the then wife of a Virginia senator as an “old hussy.”  And that was in church, too.  The lesson from this was good then and is now, “don’t get even, get elected.”


Newspaper Days Revisited
I probably have too much time on my hands. I woke up thinking about my youthful newspaper days. I was so excited, so enthralled and I thought the universe was centered in Newport News, Virginia. I was 17 and 18. 
One day I was interviewing the new high school football coach in the mid-60s. We were talking about how it was to succeed a legendary coach he was following and then I went over his military record. I remember it well.
"Coach," I asked, trying to act like I knew what I was talking about and because it was big news in our area, "I see where you also won the Purple Heart in the army in Korea."

"Won?” he wailed. “What the hell are you talking about Harry, I was shot in the a-*-*."

In those days, my editor, a wonderful man named Charles S. Karmosky, wouldn't let me use a-double-ess. He changed the quote to being wounded.

My my my. Times have changed today with all of the off-color language in all media today.

When I worked on The Times-Herald, the Newport News-Hampton, Va., afternoon paper in the late 50s and early 60s (sister paper of the Daily Press), I sometimes helped write the obits after the sports pages went to bed about 10:30 in the morning. I was a kid and trying to learn all I could because working for the newspaper I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

One day, I was typing the info over the phone as the news side deadline was approaching when the city editor yelled in the newsroom, "Harry, do you have the stiffs done yet."

In my immature youth, that was the first time I'd heard such an irreverent slang expression used for death notices. Several years later, the paper fired a would-be obit writer, not me, who was angry and determined to get the word, Obitchuary, printed. It made the first edition but corrected in the replate. The durn obit writer, from New York, thought he was funny. 


The Hunt and Peck Method

I learned at about 10 years old how to type and I did it on an old Underwood typewriter.  What a machine.  My father had bought it for $25, secondhand.  He kept it on a rickety table in his little attic office at our house on 33rd Street in Newport News, Virginia.  I would sneak up to his atelier and use the “holy method” on that black machine.  I would sit for an entire afternoon in those hot summer days.  It was hunt-and-peck known in religious circles as seek and ye shall find.  Sweat would roll off my forehead as I toiled.  There was no air conditioning in the house and no insulation up there either.  I was almost in heaven as I slowly hit the keys.  At that point, I was not a fast keyboard man.  But I learned the QWERTY keyboard.It was in that loft I began to write letters.  I wrote first to my paternal grandmother in Detroit, Michigan.  Usually I could come up with two or three a month and I described everything going on in our house.  When my uncle went off to the Navy, he would get my epistles. 
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